Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
