There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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