Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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