North Korea, Best Korea!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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