I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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