thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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