Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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