I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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