He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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