I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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