Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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