What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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