I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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