With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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