My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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