Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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