How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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