none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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