Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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