I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
