Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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