ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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