yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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