it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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