she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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