Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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