Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
