I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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