in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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