so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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