please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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