Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
