I bet he comes in French.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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