Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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