38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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