Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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