I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
