Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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