thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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