The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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