____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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