its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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