You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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