Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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