I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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