I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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