David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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