ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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