I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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