I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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