Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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