You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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